Thanks for the shorts, Braydon.
Most of you know I have some rather aggravating back issues. Mulching isn't one of the best activities for me, but presently my hubby is ailing more than I am. It takes about 8 pick up loads of mulch to spruce up Shiloh and we've slowing been chipping away at the project. I was strictly instructed to not lift a pitchfork while my man was a at work, but temptation and disobedience got the best of me.
The plan was to unload a whole truck full, head up the road, get another load, and put the truck back in it's place. About 6 shovelfuls were left in the truck before lunch time, when my husband VERY unexpectedly pulled into the driveway. He gave me a glare and said, "Your sins will find you out." Immediately, a childhood occurrence flashed back.
My grandmother lived about 5 houses away, but across a very curvy, busy, street, which I was not allowed to cross. The day before I'd been at her house and she had a delicious chocolate cake. That particular afternoon my mother was out and I decided it was worth the risk to go see my grandmother and get a piece of that cake. Cutting through the five yards, I made it to my grandmother's driveway and as I was waiting to make the mad dash, when down the road drove my mother and grandmother. Caught in the act, when I got home, my pants were pulled down and I was spanked with the back of a clear, blue, plastic, hair brush. I never attempted to cross that road again.
But if you fail to do this, you will be sinning against the Lord;
and you may be sure that your sin will find you out.
End of the story…he forgave me and let me mulch a little more last night! :-)