Just Stay Squishy
September 29-30 An email arrived from a friend of our daugher's, whose husband is starting a facial plastic surgery practice. They are offering free Botox injections if you are willing to be part of their advertising and pose for before and after pictures. Watching Pamela Anderson on Dancing With the Stars the other night was enough to scare me away. My initial response was "Yikes! I think I will just stay wrinkly and squishy (as my grandson describes me)." Visiting my 92 year old father this week, I asked, "How are you?" "I'm old, " he replied. Immediate conviction came that I need to come up with a new greeting. Out of habit, I bet 90% of us greet one another with "How are you?" While some of us are sincere in our questioning, many of us would be shocked if the person replied, "I'm constipated, have an ulcer in my mouth and itching like crazy from a tick that I pulled off in my groin area." Let's chec...